User:Webkilla
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WARNING: The admin of this website is a furry, brony, 4chan-user, LARPer, European, Trump-supporting, lunatic. Taunt at your own peril |
Some faggot from Denmark who has a massive hate-boner for self-rightous webcomic artists who shit up what could otherwise be good comics, with their personal politics. Since Juli 2021, he's the admin of the forum. Since mid 2022 he's also the admin of the wiki.
webcomics not to review
http://snowflakestudios.comicgenesis.com/ - yes it looks bad, but the cartoonist popped by the forum in 2021 and was pretty damn based, plus he seemed to acknowledge that his old comic was super fucking cringe, but he's moved on from it. So no need to rub salt on that. Cartoonists who actually learn from their mistakes are to be respected.
Comics this absolute brony furry LARPer moron needs to review:
Questor (done)
Quantum Vibe (done)
Leftover Soup (done)
Trumped (Resisted) (Done)
BIBP (done)
Weregeek (done)
Validation (done)
Rooster Tails (done)
Wildflowers (done)
Lunchbox the webcomic - forum link (done)
Of Conquest and Consequences (done)
Tina's Story (done)
Forward (done)
Shades of A done
Weapon of the People: DECODED - done, but continually updated for the lulz
Acception done
rival angels re-done
Ennui Go done
Endtown done
what's normal anyway done
Lovin' Sis done (sweet jesus...)
stonetoss done
Trans girl next door done
The Fate! done
Tail of Tails Done
who's next?
then check if all reviews labeled with these categories actually fit:
http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Category:Enraging
http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Category:Mindfuck
Then take a break from all those trans comics and do stuff from this list: list of unfinished reviews on the wiki
potential review candidates:
trans bullshit
https://bmcomic.tumblr.com/page/43 (tumblr cancer)
https://www.theprincesscomic.com/comics/1/
http://www.boyinpinkearmuffs.com/ not trans, gay boy comic - nah, dead comic not worth the effort
absolute hell layout
http://www.leighdragoon.com/issue1/ - yes shit layout, but... that's about it too.
http://www.roostertailscomic.com/awesome-people/ check for more potential candidates
http://www.roostertailscomic.com/comic/ladies/ has another list of trans and whatnot lady webcomics
Original review author: | webkilla in 2025 |
Forum Discussion Threads: | Link |
Webcomic name: | Pizzacake |
Authors: | Ellen |
Start Date: | During Covid lockdowns in '21 |
End Date: | Ongoing (sadly) |
Genre: | Slice of life/gag-a-day with an unhealthy bucketload of sexist and racist ideology |
Defining Flaw: | See genre, also the cartoonist runs an OF |
Rating Summary
Background
Pizzacake's comics has been the kind of comics that you'd often see shared on r/comics, on tumblr - the usual cookie-cutter woke shit. She's also recently grown notorious for her cencorious behavior, getting r/comics mods and other subreddit mods to ban her critics and anyone disagreeing with her political hot-take comics, which was how her comic ended up on this wiki's radar. For example, she somehow got the mods at r/bonehurtingjuice to also ban all postings/commentary about her comic on the subreddit. How does a woman like that get that kind of power? The answer is porn.
Writing/Plot
There is none. It's a gag-a-day comic with mostly a slice of life spin, but often also political commentary cartoons. Thus, there is no real writing - only whatever is on Ellen's mind at the time, which either is whatever cutesy thing her kids did, or whatever adulting-strugle she's going through, or whatever woke political hot-take she feels the need to shit out and share with us.
If there are any commonalities in her writing its that her self-insert character is the cooky but stressed out adult, her husband character is always loving, her teenage daughter (13yrs old IRL at the time of this review) behaves like a teenager, her much younger autistic son is heavily autistic, and her political strawmen are all loud, annoying, often fat and ugly, and so incredibly one-sided it makes you want to puke. Never mind that she's canadian, so complaining about US politics is a little silly.
Another note is that in her comics the bad guy(s) are invariably ALWAYS white people. Or the bad orange man. When she drops a comic about men behaving badly, it's ALWAYS a white man, and if she needs to draw in some downtrodden people? Then they're usually always brown or non-white - wow, its as if Ellen is the kind of SJW who'll go "But if you deport all the illegals, who'll wash my toilet and pick my crops?". Now, there aren't many of the these, but doing an archive binge quickly paints a very clear picture: in Ellen's world all bad things are caused by white people, and brown/black/non-white means you're 100% innocent and have never done anything wrong ever. Kinda reeks of racism via low expectations honestly, though I honestly also think that its just a reflection of a very narrow and limited world view.
Because one thing is a strawman, but shit like this is so over the top that not even a supposedly anti-racist comic is that bad or on the nose, though unlike that webcomic Ellen at least refrains from going full wall of text. Oh wait, she totally does that too occationally.
Art
Ellen's artwork hasn't changed much since starting '21 - and rating it isn't difficult: Its not very impressive, but in the rare cases where its just "nice" gag-a-day or slice of life, its passable. Mouths tend to be triangles, and everyone she draws stays on model. Her better content looks like this:
She has a total of three comics like that, all seemingly centred on stories about her autistic son.
That said, then the format is usually much more gag-a-day like this:

Unfortunately, since the re-election of Donald Trump, somewhere around 8 out of 10 of her comics look a lot more like this:

This is also one of the rare examples of her going into more detailed artwork, to make whoever she doesn't like look worse. That's been done before, but Ellen clearly isn't going for sublety here.
Since the start of '25 most of her comics revolve around her basicaly churning out strawman after strawman of political hot takes - and as you will see later in this review, then Ellen really doesn't like having to answer to critics who want to debate her on those hot takes. In fact, she thinks you should just STFU and consume pizzacake.
She has also more than once dabbled in furry content, though she doesn't link to any furry art account - and considering the shit quality of her porn (see the next section) then I doubt she's ever done much in furry porn either, but it wouldn't surprise anyone if there's an old furaffinity account of hers lurking somewhere.
It should also be noted that the pizzacake website is basically a tumblr page, meaning that the archive page is hot garbage, and all the comics can only really be sorted via the meta-data tags they've been given... problem is that the tagging is manual from Ellen's side, and she put's shit like this under the women's rights tag, and this under "funny but sad" - so good fucking luck trying to dodge those nuclear hot takes when looking up supposedly innocent tags.
Webcartoonist
This one is going to be juicy. Usually this section in the reviews are pretty short and to the point, but not this one!
Now, this wiki has seen its share of lolcows and dramaqueens - but Ellen takes the (pizza)cake.
This video here explains a lot of the drama quite well. It summarizes most of the drama that got the webcomic on this wiki's radar, so do give it a watch:
The TL:DR is simple enough: Ellen somehow has enough pull with the r/comics moderators, that anyone critisizing her comics there (and she uploads all of them there) have a funny tendency to get banned from the subreddit and their posts nuked. Like, if Ellen put up a comic 'mocking' toxic masculinity, r/comics mods would perma-ban anyone saying stuff like "hey, not all men are like that" and whatnot, because obviously Ellen's strawman comic would imply that all men are scumbags. But because its woke BS, then the reddit mods just lol-nuke anyone who disagree.
The video also covers how she's also tried to dox critics, and a shitload of other crap. Basically Ellen isn't very nice. Hell, apparetly once she even said that men can't be sexually abused.

Never mind that you as generic reddit users, clearly owe her an audience - since she feels its ok to spam her comics on r/comics, and have the mods guard her fee-fees to ensure only nice things are said about the comics, but that she dares post political hot takes and then refuse anyone trying to debate her ON A PUBLIC FORUM is just fucking petty.
Now, this wiki is no stranger to webcartoonists who can't or won't handle critique - but they would usually just ban such from their own private forums/discords. Getting reddit moderators to do shit like that for you, that's somewhat new - but not very surprising, since the comic checks all the woke checkboxes, plus she probably shares her porn with the mods for free.
As you can see above, she supposedly also tried to dox youtubers who critiqued her work and has abused the youtube copyright system to strike down such critical videos. Basically, she really seems to hate it when people speak in another other than glowing praice about her comic. In fact, you shoudn't be allowed to do anything else, or its off to the internet gulag! So if you're not down with the most radioactive of Ellen's hot takes then just delete your reddit and google accounts, because she will get your ass banned if you talk shit.
Now, you have to wonder how she pulls off something like that, I mean, getting reddit moderators to do ones bidding? Did I mention the porn she makes? Of herself, both drawn and as photography?
Onlyfans
There are websites online where generous souls can share rips of patreons and similar services - through this, this reviewer had a peek at Ellen's patreon. Honestly, reviewing such content is standard protocol for reviewing webcomics, as there's often material on such services that give insight into the webcartoonist's creative process. For Ellen its not that different...
But she also posts her porn there. Not just drawn porn, but pornographic photographs of herself.
Lets just say that her late thirties housewife look, skinny and lacking any notable curves, slightly saggy tits and jawline that can and will confuse any gay man, does not make for terribly high quality porn. Her occational dollar-store cosplay porn attempts aren't much to talk about either. Shit, there are crack-whore onlyfans accounts with better porn than Ellen - but this isn't the first time a webcartoonist used porn to lure people in so they would listen to your politics, its just the first time its being done with nude selfies.
Jay Naylor at least had the curtesy of only drawing porn to lure in fans - and not really porn of himself, even if he probably used his own torn and rent foreskin for photo-references. Ellen does not grace us with such mercy, because she also routinely draws self-insert porn of herself, where she of course is draw looking for more curvy, idealized, with perky round tits and all that jazz (and jizz).

Also, just to clarify: No, Ellen doesn't actually have an Onlyfans - she just posts all of the above mentioned porn, both the drawn and the photographic, on her patreon. A bit of an odd choice really, seeing as Patreon has more than once clamped down and deleted accounts that did in porn. I assume she's just accepting that risk, instead of going to places like gumroad, or subscribestar - or straight up onlyfans.
But regarding the porn she posts: As noted in the youtube video linked, she's even done a little mini-porn comic where she sexually dominates some random internet critic and subjects him to cum denial. This kinda makes me miss Scott Bieser's method of just writing characters based on political people he doesn't like, and then having them get brutally murdered in the comic, but that wouldn't really work in Ellen's gag-a-day format.
But beyond that, Ellen really seems to love drawing her self-insert persona getting absolutely railed or bukake'd by multiple men - including at least one comic where she's banging another dude, he creampies her, and then her husband comes home and she just goes "Yes darling the painter came, but he missed a spot" and then the husband goes "Looks like you need another coat". That's right folks: Ellen also draws what amounts to cuck porn - but then again, since its likely her husband who takes her nude photos for the patreon, then I think its safe to say that he's right and proper cucked already.
Cumclussion
So what do have? A canadian soccer-momlet who started drawing comics during the covid lockdowns, who began posting nudes and self-insert porn on her patreon for headpats and money, and now also churns out a weekly stream of political piss-takes, while militantly trying to anniliate any kind of criticism leveled at her?
This reviewer can only imagine the kind of attention this review will garner for the wiki. It's been a while since we've had someone trying to blank, or delete, reviews. Not that it ever works, admins and moderators just roll that shit back - but this looks like a prime candidate considering Ellen's rabid SJW fandom and the reddit mods who support her.
But honestly, the saddest thing about the pizzacake webcomic is that Ellen is guilty of the carndinal sin of webcomics: She has shown that she can make good comics - the ones about her autistic son are quite adorable, and her non-political gag-a-day shit can be chuckle-worthy. It just shows that if she wanted to, she could make more content like that , but instead we have to get hot-take after hot-take about how much she hates Trump, Elon Musk, republicans... and fuck you super hard if you don't like it.
This is of course highly hypocritical, since her behavior online has convinced this reviwer that she would have been the sort, who would have reported her own neighbor to the police during covid lockdowns. She draws comics about her getting fucked by other men and her husband complimenting her for it. According to the kiwifarms thread on all this, her and her husband actually produce cuck porn together... so... ya...
The sad thing is that she is clearly trying to ape stuff like Zen Pencils and whatnot, in occationally dipping her toes in being deep and profound - but these days when the majority of her comics are just "I hate Trump, go upvote me on plebbit" comics, or fap-bait to remind normies of her porn on patreon, then its very hard to take her seriously.
This webcartoonist is so fucking full of herself, and don't you dare point that out to her - because she has reddit mods who'll ban you, and they'll do it for free/porn.
Or, put differently, as one her critics on the subreddit r/Pizzacakesnark puts it using a re-written and photoshopped version of her own comic:
Links
- webcomic
- r/pizzacakesnark the hate-subreddit that sprung up after content critical of the comic was purged from r/comics
- Another Review of the webcomic, its on youtube, well worth the watch.
There is also a kiwifarms thread on all this with tons of juicy gossip, but shoutwiki doesn't allow direct links to this - but there is a link that on the forum thread here.
Not linking her patreon, it reeks too much of desperate soccer momlet fishing for compliments that tell her that she's not growing old and ugly - when she totally is.