Myo Min Myo
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This webcomic is so fucking stupid it's actually fun to read. Decide on your own if you want to read the review and ruin the surprise. |
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Someone (either the creator or the hosting service) pulled the plug on this webcomic. The links in this review are dead. If you want to see more of this webcomic for some insane reason, the Wayback Machine is your best bet. And even that's a long shot. | 
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CODE RED: PORN
(STRONG NSFW WARNING)
The following comic contains naughty parts on full display, and more than likely includes banging, screwing, porking, jacking, etc. Whether or not it's actually arousing is up for debate. Be on the look out for more extreme fetishes as well, such as scat, vore, bestiality, and so forth. Getting caught with this comic in your browser history may lose you some friends... or gain you some unwanted ones. View with extreme caution, preferably in a deep, dark cave, far away from anyone you know. |
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WARNING: This webcomic will nauseate many readers. This can be for a whole slew of reasons, including graphic depictions of gore, grossly unappealing depictions of sexual behavior, offensive descriptions of sexual abuse, and so on. In any case, this webcomic (and maybe even this review) is not for the weak of stomach. |
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| Original review author: | Vihma |
| Webcomic name: | Myo Min Myo |
| Author: | Mirjam "Mirre/FOERVRAENG" Löfgren |
| Start Date: | December 17, 2006 |
| End Date: | January 11, 2010. It hasn't been updated since then. Thank God! |
| Genre: | Manga; more specifically, shojo (girl's) manga with some hints to Visual Kei Music. |
| Defining Flaw: | Actually, all flaws that are known to occur in professional manga and hobby manga. No backgrounds; same-face-syndrome; you can't tell the genders apart; writing out emotions instead of showing them... and what else? Oh, yes! FREAKING CHILD RAPE!!! |
Rating Summary
| Art: | 
Typical animu bullshit featuring typical anorexic characters who all look like girls even when they're not and all have the same face. The comic is also loaded with anatomy errors, and Mirre often neglects to draw backgrounds. |
| Storyline: |
Some unlikable emo asshole cuts himself because he's just so tortured by his life of fame and riches so he kidnaps and rapes some kid. |
| Characters: |
The main character is one of these brooding emo types that weeaboo girls go crazy for and we're all meant to feel sorry for. He has a twin sister who looks exactly like him, but I don't see the point in that since all of the characters have the same face anyway. Also, there's the love interest who is a young boy who gets sodomized by the protagonist. |
| Miscellaneous Details: |
Did I mention the child rape? |
| Overall: |
There is no pit deep enough on this earth to toss this comic into. Also, child rape. |
Background
This is a webcomic that made me feel somehow nostalgic. In my early years on the internet I was regularly on a large German language Anime and Manga community. And oh boy, I was confronted with crap like this a lot. The amount of 16-year old girls who fall into these kinds of warped rape fantasies keeps you wondering if this is a natural part of puberty, and you pray to all known and unknown deities that they quickly outgrow this phase. Myo Min Myo is a prime example of the levels of wrongness a bad idea like this can grow to.
When I first saw the title I prayed again to all known and unknown deities that this is not a fucked up yaoi-version of the book Mio min Mio by famous Swedish children's book author Astrid Lindgren. But luckily, both works share only the similar title, and Myo Min Myo is just a fucked up yaoi and shota manga.
Downfall
Actually this comic has three stages of downfall. Stage one was when I first saw the main protagonist and immediately thought to myself: "Hey, this girl looks like the manga version of something I would draw!". Turns out that this "girl" is a man in his late 20s. Big Oops. The second stage was when the comic started exploiting the shit out of a suicide attempt for pity. The third and final stage: The protagonist rapes a homeless kid.
Story and Plot
The shortest possible plot synopsis is: Child (or teenager) gets raped by a lunatic fashion designer, weird shit happens, The end. That is actually all that happens in the webcomic, but I'll try a more detailed synopsis:
The plot takes place in magical wonderland of Tokyo. As we all know, Japan just consists of Tokyo. We meet "Manabou", a psychotic fashion-designer who decides it would be a fancy idea to commit suicide during his fashion show. Yep, the anorectic bleeding woman is in fact a man nearing thirty. We swiftly move on to the next, very important place in a yaoi-manga: The hospital. Or so we are told. It doesn't really look like a hospital. Actually, it doesn't really look like anything. This "Hospital" is nothing but an empty room with a bed and a coat hanger.
Despite the fact that he tried to commit suicide, Mana gets quickly and easily released from the ICU. He wanders the streets of Tokyo, where everyone seems to be high on crack, and there he meets his future victim lover, "Myo". Myo happens to be a contortionist (check the corresponding square in your sexual fantasy bingo sheet) with the amazing ability to break his spine and arm in at least three different places at once without screaming in pain. Just have a look at these two examples to see what is wrong with the anatomy.
The stupid story in short goes like this: Myo happens to also be your run of the mill uke, who is a bit... naive, trusting and just plain puppy-eye stupid. Myo follows Mana to his home where he is boozed-up by Mana and left in Mana's bedroom. Mana is acting weird and showing the paaaaainful scars of this past. Oh, and then...
WARNING! VERY adult content inside!
So, this is the basic set up for the story: Mentally fucked up (I have the feeling I will use this term a lot in this review) cross-dressing, katana-wielding fashion designer and pedophile rapes a beggar/teenager who for all he knows is homeless (it seems like it at first and I think that's actually what is was originally meant to be) and then falls in love with him or something... I don't know; The webmanga has 159 pages in 6 chapters and you never get the feeling that Mana really cares about Myo in any way. But even if he did, the premise would only be even more sick.
In the following chapters, we see:
- That Myo has an older brother who picks him up the day after the rape in front of Mana's home (This thing with characters appearing out of nowhere happens so frequently that you get the feeling that Tokyo is a village with about 4 streets). Myo looks sort of sad, but that is the first and last time we see anything resembling him being traumatized by the rape he had just undergone... Nope. Rape is fun fun fun! No lasting effects whatsoever.
- Myo's brother has a girlfriend, who becomes a fashion model in Mana's company. Which is kind of an interesting plot-point because usually female characters serve no use in yaoi-manga at all. Either they are the slutty former girlfriends of one of the main characters before they became attracted to scrawny uke butts, or they are supportive relatives like Mana's sister who's name I think is "Natsumi" and who has no further use in the story aside form being supportive yet pushy. What is even more strange is that she is the only Japanese model in his Japanese company.
- Myo gets beat up by some gangster to whom he owes money. The most common characteristics of ukes are: They either get beat up or get raped. And in between they look puppy eyed, miserable or both. And "Popping out of nowhere"-plot point strikes again. Guess who saves sweet Myo?! Yeah.... If I was in Myo's place I would prefer to get beat up than to be saved only to be raped again. In fact, if I was him, I would consider either emigrating to Antarctica Or just plain killing myself. Myo finds himself again in Mana's house and is understandably freaked out. So Mana finds the best way to calm him down... By carving his name into his own leg! That way we all know what a poor, tortured soul he is (Seriously, what an emotard).
- Then, we get the scene with a photo-shoot of Kana, while Mana drives Myo to school. Myo refuses to go to school, but Mana forces him to go. How? By threatening to rape him again. Cute, isn't it?! Mana then returns to the studio where the shooting takes place and emos-out a bit over the new scars on his legs, asking: "Why did I do that?". Something I have asked myself as well. And his healing powers are really amazing, as the wounds healed into scars piratically over night. Later Myo sneaks into the photo studio anyway because school got canceled and it's more fun to be with his child molester than maybe go to a therapist or hang himself in the park. Doesn't sound that way to me, but what do I know? Oh and the Studio is located in the cereal box next to his school. Because Kana is the girlfriend of his older brother, Myo knows her too. Of course.
- Later we meet the cousin of Mana who is a famous pop idol singer, "Yukki", that all girls are lusting after. But Yukki only wants Mana's ass and seems to have already abused Mana in their youth (or maybe it was the other way around... it isn't clear). But Mana took revenge by carving a tic-tac-toe bored into his chest. Yukki tries to rape Mana, but Mana threatens to kill him with a sword he just so happens to carry around everywhere, makes him strip for his enjoyment and leaves to go collapses dramatically in the hallway.
- Mana's sister finds him and drags him to the hospital again were he awakens from the obligatory nightmare and journalists demand to know if he is really quitting his job like it's a serious national crisis. Of course he gets visited by Myo, Myo's brother and Kana. And of course Mana behaves like an ass and tells them to fuck off. You would think he would at least have to courtesy to be polite to his rape victim.
- At some point Myo has a rather pointless conversation with his brother about depression that exists purely as exposition to explain to the audience that people with depression are suffering so they shouldn't be too hard when judging Mana for being a rapist because, apparently, being depressed makes it not his fault. He follows this up by remembering Mana's emo-bitch-feast the moment after he was done raping him. Being a good and trusty uke, Myo immediately feels sorry for Mana. Hello Stockholm-Syndrome.
- Okay, we are finally reaching the end. Thank God. Mana is holding a fashion show which show the latest fashion for... ehrm... Shinjuku-hookers by the look of it. One of Mana's dramatic ideas is that he will of the models and show the world his scars and what a poor, tortured artist he is. But as all the models are wearing masks and have fake scars so no one in the audience can tell who Mana actually is. But who cares?! The guy is parading his scars like a exhibitionist is parades his dong.
- At the back door Mana meets a smelly, junkie hobo living on the street. The dirty vagabond offers him a blow-job in an dirty ally, and since he is a young looking homeless person and Mana can't resists molesting another teen, he agrees and tells him to meet him after the show.
Seriously, read this page. It is hilarious.
- Again, Myo sneaks into the fashion show. There he witness how Kana gets physically abused by Mana in the most awkward and illogical way imaginable. It seems Mana decided he wants to add "women beater" to his already impressive list of personality flaws and smacks the shit out of Kana on stage for no reason then makes her crawl away on her hands and knees if she doesn't want him to kill her (cross out S&M on your bingo sheet). And surprise, no one in the audience stops this insanity. Because... Seriously, is everyone high on crack?
- Myo runs away right into the arms of his other abuser who now attempts to rape him by making him suck his dick. But again, *yawn* guess who it is that comes to the rescue? And that was it. No more updates!
Actually, I can summarize the entire comic in one paragraph:
The story is about a cross-dressing, self-mutilating, anorexic, katana-wielding, pedophile fashion designer and suicide risk who, on his way home, sees a little boy contortionist who is begging for money on the street, so he takes him home and rapes him. Then the boy gets beat up on the street, so the guy takes him home and tells him that if he doesn't go to school he will rape him again. Then he meets his pop star cousin whom he raped and almost killed in the past who tries to rape him back for revenge. Then the guy goes outside and pays another little boy to suck his dick and beats a teen-aged girl while the first little boy he raped meets some criminal on the street who is about to rape him again.
The End.
Or, an even shorter summary:
Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape.
The End.
Art review
I already mentioned some of the major flaws in the plot synopsis: firstly, you can't tell the genders apart. Okay, you can argue that Mana is a cross-dresser, but cross-dressers are not transsexuals. So Mana should still look like a male under his makeup and evening gown. And another great and obvious flaw: the faces all look alike. The male faces are a bit longer than the female faces and have smaller eyes. Still, the only real differences between people are their hairstyles or accessories.
Mirre's art style has some appeal. There are some panels I actually liked, specifically those where she drew costumes. And she actually has a nice grip on black and white art. But when it comes to everything else she seems to totally fall apart. She didn't bother to draw houses, buildings or backgrounds at all. Perspective wasn't friends with her either. It is all just so god-damn lazy and lumpy. She even smashed her lumpy drawings together with photo backgrounds of random skyscrapers.
Actually, she also makes all the mistakes that professionally drawn mangas make: wonky anatomy, same face syndrome, lumpy backgrounds if any at all, traced photos for backgrounds and almost female-looking men. And, to be honest, I can't blame her for that. She was sixteen when she started the comic and she just took poorly drawn professional manga as a blueprint for her own webcomic, warts and all. Which, in her inexperienced hands, multiplied to a parodic degree. I could almost say it's the fault of the manga industry that churns out lazy crap into the market that causes us to end up with trash like this. Almost.
Other flaws include: Broken anatomy, lanky limbs that look like everyone in the cast is related to slender-man, use of dramatic effects to be lazy and just having a laughably flawed, derivative manga style that looks like it was drawn by a sixteen year-old... which it was.
Writing review
What else can I say about the writing which hasn't already been pointed in the downfall and the plot synopsis? It is horrendous, illogical and even offensive. The characters are just cliché-ridden cardboard cut-outs. Mana is the tormented psycho-emo-asshole-trans-seme-bishie, and Myo is the puppy-eyed-naive-misery-rape-victim-uke-bishie. That's it. And the supporting characters are nothing but that, supporting characters. The same way a beam supports a house or the wall of an ally supports a tired crack-whore. Nothing more to say about them. The only character halfway interesting in my opinion is Kana, the girlfriend of Myo's brother and model who gets abused on the stage by Mana. And I lean pretty wide out of the window when I say that it might have been a more interesting story if it was told from her perspective. Watching how the little brother of her boyfriend slides into an abusive relationship with a psychotic asshole who also happens to be her boss. This would have been kind of interesting. But nooooo, that would haven't been creepy lovely-dovely rape-love story anymore!!!
As I said, the story is what you can expect when a 16-year old girl who has basically no idea what she is writing about is the author. Here are a couple of descriptions of the comic that she wrote:
Well sweetie, you have certainly succeeded in your goal. Sadly, the result was fucking awful. In her attempt to create something dark and brooding she created something ridiculous. She went too far in focusing on topics like rape, pedophilia, suicide, depression, self-mutilation, anorexia, incest and so on, making the comic disgusting instead of depressing. She combined that with bad art, no pacing and awful English to make it hilarious instead of engaging. And yes, as you may have noticed from the quotes, her English is atrocious. She can't spell, her grammar is a joke and her dialog is forced and unnatural. On one hand, it isn't her fault since English his not her first language. However, knowing that this is the case, she should have had someone proof-read her work before posting it, so really, it's still her fault. In the end, reading someone agonize over his depression in comic sans, using the wording of a Ukrainian immigrant, as he sheds a tear from his oversize animu-eyes is anything but moving.
Conclusion
The comic is a prime example of what is wrong with certain parts of the manga industry and how it can influence their fans. Luckily, the author seems to have figured out herself that her story goes nowhere and stopped.
But, unlike other reviews on this site, I am delighted to say that this one has a happy ending.
This review was never finished by its original author so I recently came back to put some finishing touches on it and publish it. I looked to see if the comic had updated since I last checked it, and when I saw that it hasn't, I moved on to the artist's DA page to see it there is any more of it there. But lo and behold what awaited me there.
In the years since Myo Min Myo's abrupt ending the artist has been hard at work at improving her craft. She has all but abandoned her old Anime-inspired style for a more realistic one and now produces almost professional level art. Here, look at it-
Check this fly shit out
It really warms my heart to see this kind of stuff. It proves that, with a little hard work, anyone can improve. And it doesn't take decades either. This person went from making one of the most ugly, most disgustingly stupid and offensive comics I have ever seen in 2011, to being a real, talented and versatile artist by 2013 that most of our review subjects can only aspire to resemble.
Just compare that to someone like Tom Preston or anyone else we have reviewed here. Look at them as they stagnate, year after year, brushing off criticism and making up more excuses about why they can't, shouldn't or don't have to improve their art.
So, in case she ever stumbles upon this review, I would just like to say:
Good job Mirjam! I wish you luck in the future and hope that you never, EVER try your hand at writing another yaoi story.
Seriously.
Don't.
And thank you to whoever deleted this abomination.
Links
- Her tumblr.
- Krig RAWR, her new webcomic. - It isn't perfect and she still has some problems with her English, but other than that, it's hard to believe that they were both made by the same person.
