User:Lt. Art Major
Bad Webcomics Wiki writer and editor. I do it for
I am neither a Lieutenant nor an Art Major. I just wanted a funny art pun.
I also have a slick website with nothing much on it that I don't feel bad about plugging. Ads may be NSFW but the site's content is not.
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|IDK Comics||It's how you don't make a gag a day webcomic||Finished|
|Band vs. Band||It doesn't make any sense and doesn't have a point.||Finished|
|Computer Love||Vapid waste of space. I don't know how it has an audience.||I found this comic a while ago. I noticed that someone else tried to review it, but failed and came across as more pretentious as the webcomic itself. Maybe I can help him out a bit.||Writing|
Someone else nabbed it.
|The Way To Your Heart||None||I heard there was a slick prize for reviewing.||Up for grabs|
|Girl Genius||I read the first swath of pages back in 2014. It's bad and I heard it doesn't get better.||It's fucking long and droll.||Maybe.|
|Tim and Garry||The worst one yet.||Uh Oh.||Soon.|
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|Original review author:||Lt. Art Major|
|Webcomic name:||Computer Love|
|Author:||Ivy "Burgeroise" Jane|
|Start Date:||Jan 21, 2013|
|End Date:||On hiatus since Feb 29, 2016|
|Genre:||Tries to tell a science fiction story through the lens of a slice of life character piece, but comes across as a psychological horror.|
|Defining Flaw:||Genre, and lack of meaningful conflict.|
|Things that are fucking terrible about this webcomic:||While wide shots look nice, the art is sketchy and distorted. There are some things that happen in this comic that are very creepy but never get pointed out.|
|Things that aren't terrible but could use improvement:||The setting is cool, but tossed aside to focus on it's uninteresting citizens.|
|Summary:||This webcomic made a city on an iceberg sound lame.|
I, like many people, strive to create the most purely original content whenever I can. I am going to break this mantra by lifting quotes from other reviews to illustrate what kinds of people enjoy this sort of read.
In this excerpt, Mey would like to inform us that who the characters are should take precedence over what they do, or how their actions impact the world around them. On another note, the author of this think piece thinks she can practice magic.
This dude is prasing this webcomic for being as tame and unchallenging as possible. This webcomic is as vanilla and welcoming as it possibly can, sacrificing nuance in character development and world building for a shallow tale of a bunch of freeloaders living in a city in antarctica. So no one is reading this webcomic looking for high art or sophisticated literature, but with that being said, why is it on the recommended reading list from Zack Morrison, a more or less stellar web cartoonist?
Do people think that this webcomic is good? Probably. Do people think that it's one of the best? That's concerning. If that's the case then the bar for "masterpiece" in this medium is so dreadfully low that anyone could do it.
The downfall can be pinpointed over the course of two pages: The third one, where "I don't remember what her name is" flies on a piece of garbage to antarctica, which in spite of being developed five year prior, can distribute free food to its citizens, and the fourth one, which she had to make two of for some reason, which visually sums up the entire webcomic. Looking at these two pages should give you a feel for what a reader is going to be in for.
Ivy Jane is the fakest name ever created. She is a communist-furry-weeaboo, which are three of the worst kinds of people to ever grace this hollow and empty earth. In her free time, she likes to be edgy on twitter and work on another webcomic called Dragoon Croquette, which is the same thing but in space. She was apart of an art group that sold a book called trans girl illuminati which you can buy for ten dollars. What a deal. Think about all the art you can buy for just ten dollars.
In a complete stroke of irony, her tumblr is her most quality source of content. It's not saying much, but it's saying something. Feel free to psychoanalyse her through this assortment of macros and compilations.