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|Original review author:||YourFapsEndHere|
|Webcomic name:||Shark Teeth (Hosting site Smackjeeves has been shut down.)|
|Author:||Sarah Waite AKA "FastPuck" AKA "tanukitanuki" AKA "MadJack"|
|Start Date:||September 12, 2009|
|End Date:||Production ceased sometime in 2012|
|Genre:||Yaoi Rape Spank Material. The classiest of all Genres!|
|Defining Flaw:||I'll take gay shark rape of underaged boys for 500, Alex.|
Hoo boy... where to start? Okay... once upon a time, there were people and animal-people. And yes, animal-people is what the artist calls it. She has made no attempt to come up with a fancy name, and in fact calling something a furry/scaly/animorph, or even HYBRID may just make this world TOO COMPLEX FOR THE HUMAN MIND TO UNDERSTAND.
So animal-people are (surprise surprise) a combination of people and animals, with animal characteristics and the ability to transform into their animal. ORIGINAL! Apparently normal humans do not know animal-people exist despite the fact that they walk around with their animal characteristics exposed, are about half the population, and purposelessly transform into their animal for human enjoyment.
No, I wish I was making this up. Here's an image from the comic as proof.
Oh, but the humans must certainly be cheering at the invisible wizard who caused him to transform, and just as a treat the wizard made more than half of the entire population with animal characteristics, which walk among them in daily life. What a clever wizard!
Ken /Kensuke/KENKEN - our plucky rapist.
Who apparently had a mean mom, which explains why he's so maliciously, unfeeling, abusive rebellious lawl.
Pepper - our rape victim.
His bio is a bit more in depth, but nausea-inducing and highly cringe-worthy. I warn you. Once you get below this will not only be ripe with abuse/rape triggers, but filled to the brim with an utter lack of how basic societal conventions/psychology works.
Apparently Pepper was born in a big family, and he was both physically and sexually abused by his brothers and father. In case this wasn't disgusting enough, have a direct line from Pepper's bio written by the author: "As he grew older, his brothers began bullying him differently; his father learned what they had been doing, and not only did he join them, he did it more." She even wrote it, in horrific grammar, in case masturbating over incestuous child rape wasn't enough to label her among the worst type of human being ever created.
So he drops out of school, gets in a fight with his rapist father, and gets thrown out on the street. The fight with his father will be the last time ever he stands up to one of his abusers, don't worry folks! So on the street he gets picked up by a mob boss and put to work as a male prostitute by age 16. That's where our story starts!
I would probably say, the last panel of the first comic where the artist fails to color IN THE LINES!
Story and Plot
So far the story goes:
- Guy is about to beat up Pepper for no discernible reason.
- Tall, dark, and rapey scares him off.
- Pepper says he wants to repay him but he clearly does not want to be in his home.
- RAPE! But Pepper is LUCKY Rapey only fucked his thighs instead of his ass. 'Cause molestation isn't traumatic if it doesn't go in your ass.
- Pepper then breaks down crying in the bathroom. However, since Rapey didn't beat him up to go with his rape, IT MUST BE LOVE!
- Pepper wakes up the next morning and is so ENAMORED with Rapey's big wiener he tries to blow him in his sleep. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
- So despite Pepper's crying, whining, and begs of mercy of "no" the previous night, not only does he do the above but APPARENTLY he's a prostitute for a mob boss.
- Pepper finds out the rapist he's so in love with tank-fights by transforming into a shark and fighting for pay. Mob boss wants him in his gang, and Rapey agrees on the condition that Pepper is his personal whore.
- So Pepper's next John is an old lady, who pets him, is overall sweet, and tells him he's the most beautiful boy in the world.
- Rapey shows up intent on taking him back home.
- The old lady is like YEAH, YOU AND WHAT ARMY!? (That is the absolute best part of this trash heap, I was cheering on this old lady.)
- However this falls FLAT ON ITS FUCKING FACE when Rapey threatens to punch grandma in the face. She goes, "I LIKE YOU" and lets Rapey have her pet while she's paying for him.
- ANOTHER DOSE OF RAPE FOR YOUR PLEASURE
And that's where we leave off, ladies and germs.
- She has improved in the past years.
- She draws pubes (sometimes), nipples, and draw chins that differentiate from each other, which isn't typical of animu styles.
Umm... that's all I got for the good.
Lots! Despite what I said the style is not far removed from the typical copy-pasta animu. The consistency is terrible, very few backgrounds if any, and it is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS she puts no real effort into any of the art in the comics. Her color is sporadic, usually reserved for blush and erections. In the first few pages of the comic she arbitrarily colors or doesn't color the clothing the characters are wearing. The anatomy isn't so hot either. She seems oblivious that men DO in fact have hips, her torsos lengthen and shrink constantly. Her expressions are sometimes tolerable and other times laughable.
Here's a collection of my favorite awful panels for your pleasure: !WARNING THERE IS A PENIS BELOW!
Remember the part where she said humans don't know animal-people exist, despite them not attempting to hide at all and being more than half the regular population? Also that part where you had no grasp at all how child abuse affects a human being or the societal conventions around it? Putting THAT aside the dialog's brain-splittingly terrible. An actual line of dialog was “Soooo they're both whores. Lol.”
The story is cliché, the old "He rapes me, so he must love me" tripe. Prostitutes, animal-people, underground fighting, and mobs aren't overdone either.
Oh, your run-of-the-mill hyper yaoi fan. She spends her free time having lady-boners over gay shark butt-pounding, and babbling incoherently in some wretched dialog based off a series of 4chan memes. She claims she doesn't find rape sexy, yet her track records seem to say no but mean yes. Concrete proof? How about: on page 3 of Shark Teeth, she states this.
Hey, are you not hating the author enough? Here's a direct quote about her character Pepper. Yes, the one I just told you was raped and beaten since he could sit up. “Yes, I know that Pepper is a stupid slut. Hell, he knows it. And Ken. He knows it too. Really well. Lololol “ Stereotypical evil villains in black armor with purple capes who eat kittens with their toast, could learn a lesson in being an irredeemable monster from this cunt!
Copy-cat clones of her who talk in ROFLCOPTER and beg her to have Pepper raped more. Apparently when she started the revision of the comic it already had 800 fans, and currently has 3879 just on SmackJeeves. If that doesn't make you cynical have some screen caps of comments from her fans.
AND MY FAVORITE!
KEN ONLY WAS TRYING TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF AND FEED HIS FRAGILE EGO BY INFLICTING DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA ON A DEFENSELESS HUMAN BEING! THAT'S NOT RAPE, THAT'S BEING NICE!
I'm all raged out folks. I can't believe the horribleness of this comic has not been brought to light before, and I am proud to show it, and the author for what they really are.
UPDATE: In an interesting turn of events the author actually got better. Like way better. At least in his new comic, Dragon Husbands, which is still boys-love, but 137 pages in as of now and no rape (well, there is a sort of kidnapping through pre-arranged contract, but that's the plot right now) . I don't know if she changed his views, but it's a good start. It's an arranged marriage (yes, with the two being male, don't know why), one being a nobody and the other a dragon, set in a futuristic setting. The dragon guy could literally cast a spell to make the other love him, but he doesn't (yet anyway), because he wants his partner to love him for who he is. The art, manga style, is decent if not good, as is the writing. So, congrats to Sarah and may she keep out of yaoi rape territory!
SECOND UPDATE: Smackjeeves has been shut down, and this webcomic has been wiped along with it.
-Her new comic, which is pretty okay, all things considered.