|Original review author:||Phillip Chanter|
|Webcomic name:||Mamabliss The comics have various names, but for the sake of the review, the webcomic is Mamabliss.|
|Start Date:||November 28, 2004|
|Genre:||Fetish, furry, porn, wank material, giantess, guro, German Scheisse, and even more porn!|
|Defining Flaw:||Horrible art that makes human figures look like shape-shifting nightmares, poor facial anatomy, and did I mention the gallons of freaky deaky pr0n?|
Background & Downfall
Before I begin, I'd like to tell you the reason for why I'm reviewing the website as a whole instead of just one comic at a time. Mamabliss.com has 9 separate websites that hold the artist's extensive archive of comics relating to various fetishes from vore, cooking, transformation, and giantess. Believe me when I say that if you've read one, you've read them all. I will keep links to a minimum as this stuff is highly NSFW.
I'll admit that I look at porn, there's a lot I like, but there's also a lot that I do not like. I am only human after all. When it comes down to porn comics, I feel a bit hypocritical, for one thing: I love porn! On the other hand: I hate the idea of my artistic medium being used like wadded up tissue paper with traces of hand lotion and whatsit. Porn comics seem like a waste of time to review as you know what to expect, it's artist's fetish put onto paper and displayed to the masses. This comic here is however is pretty awful, in both art and subject matter.
Here's the sad thing about porn comics, it doesn't matter how bad your art is, all you need to do is appeal to a set audience and you've got near instant popularity and fans! It's especially easy when you half ass everything you draw, and stylize your anatomy so that your women look like Neanderthals!
Story, plot, and writing
Lemme first start by introducing you to something I first read when TheMatt posted this website up onto the forums... I'll give you a moment to prepare for it, trust me, you'll need it...
... you ready? OK... I give unto you Elves kicking the shit out of a man's balls and eventually chopping his dick off! This is what to expect on this website, it's gut wrenching (also I skipped a few pages to get to the dick ripping part there)! I couldn't read through all of this as it's all porn! There's a section dedicated to the whole blood and gore sex thing I just read there! Oh, and believe me, the dick getting cut off was just the tip of the iceberg as ... I'm not going to talk about it. What else can I really say about this anyway? "Hmmm, by Jove, I do believe that woman hath shrunken that man and placed him deep inside her rectum, quite the intriguing concept, I must read more into this. Perhaps I shall have a spot of tea as I read onward." Yeah, from this point on I've got nothing more to add unless you want me to tell you how much ass this sucks, but I'm dammed sure there's a comic where somebody literally sucks ass or gets sucked BY ass. @_@
Dear sweet Christ... this is bad, I mean really really bad! Warped anatomy, hastily scribbled everything, and crude subject matter! The artist can't even get the parts to fap to right! Here's a nice little image I made to explain this shit for ya.
OK, let's say for sake of example that somebody says...
Unfortunately that's a very flawed argument as a lot of "Anime artists" use this excuse to justify that their art isn't exactly up to par with what we normally read in Manga. Style is nice and whatnot, but Mamabliss' style looks rushed and it looks like she's drawing melting Barbie dolls. If she would take her time and actually focus on making things look the way they should, I'd pass over this thinking it was just another porn artist selling their wares. Until Bliss actually puts some effort into her work and reinforces basic drawing techniques, I consider her work to be abysmal.
I looked around for any sort of dirt on Mamabliss, browsed Encyclopedia Dramatica, browsed the forums on her website, and the only thing I got was from Wikifur. No name, no drama, not even a sassy comment towards a critic (but here's hoping she does react ;3).
Basically, Mamabliss is a furry who peddles porn, and has the attention span of a toddler as that "Furrycam" thing seems to have been a big deal, at least for furries.
I didn't think I'd find another comic just as bad as Morning Squirtz, but the internet proved me wrong.