Mamabliss

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CODE RED: PORN
(STRONG NSFW WARNING)

The following comic contains naughty parts on full display, and more than likely includes banging, screwing, porking, jacking, etc. Whether or not it's actually arousing is up for debate. Be on the look out for more extreme fetishes as well, such as scat, vore, bestiality, and so forth. Getting caught with this comic in your browser history may lose you some friends... or gain you some unwanted ones. View with extreme caution, preferably in a deep, dark cave, far away from anyone you know.

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Original review author: Phillip Chanter
Webcomic name: Mamabliss The comics have various names, but for the sake of the review, the webcomic is Mamabliss.
Author: Unknown
Start Date: November 28, 2004
End Date: Ongoing
Genre: Fetish, furry, porn, wank material, giantess, guro, German Scheisse, and even more porn!
Defining Flaw: Horrible art that makes human figures look like shape-shifting nightmares, poor facial anatomy, and did I mention the gallons of freaky deaky pr0n?

Rating Summary
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Very poorly drawn, rushed look overall topped with absurd and awkward anatomy. Most effort is put into the genitalia, but even that looks like a purple headed pink Gumby that's been dragged through from the bowels of hell wearing bondage gear and bleeding profusely out of every orifice!

Storyline:

No... no nonononono NO! Not going to even grade this one, you'll see why soon.

Characters:

Oh there's characters, but they only serve as wank material, so no grade for this one either.

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I'll give Mamabliss some credit for drawing so much, but there's just too much shit to slog through.

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It's wank material. I've got nothing against porn in general, but it shouldn't be just wanking material, comics will always be a visual art form and not a playboy you shamefully hide under your mattress! These comics further the stereotype of furries, show how little the artist knows about art, and shows the world that she's only drawing in order to jerk-off and/or have others jerk-off instead of treating the medium like a valid art form!



They crave dick!

Background and Downfall

Before I begin, I'd like to tell you the reason for why I'm reviewing the website as a whole instead of just one comic at a time. Mamabliss.com has 9 separate websites that hold the artist's extensive archive of comics relating to various fetishes from vore, cooking, transformation, and giantess. Believe me when I say that if you've read one, you've read them all. I will keep links to a minimum as this stuff is highly NSFW.

I'll admit that I look at porn, there's a lot I like, but there's also a lot that I do not like. I am only human after all. When it comes down to porn comics, I feel a bit hypocritical, for one thing: I love porn! On the other hand: I hate the idea of my artistic medium being used like wadded up tissue paper with traces of hand lotion and whatsit. Porn comics seem like a waste of time to review as you know what to expect, it's artist's fetish put onto paper and displayed to the masses. This comic here is however is pretty awful, in both art and subject matter.

Here's the sad thing about porn comics, it doesn't matter how bad your art is, all you need to do is appeal to a set audience and you've got near instant popularity and fans! It's especially easy when you half ass everything you draw, and stylize your anatomy so that your women look like Neanderthals!

Story, plot, and writing

Lemme first start by introducing you to something I first read when TheMatt posted this website up onto the forums... I'll give you a moment to prepare for it, trust me, you'll need it...

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... you ready? OK... I give unto you Elves kicking the shit out of a man's balls and eventually chopping his dick off! This is what to expect on this website, it's gut wrenching (also I skipped a few pages to get to the dick ripping part there)! I couldn't read through all of this as it's all porn! There's a section dedicated to the whole blood and gore sex thing I just read there! Oh, and believe me, the dick getting cut off was just the tip of the iceberg as ... I'm not going to talk about it. What else can I really say about this anyway? "Hmmm, by Jove, I do believe that woman hath shrunken that man and placed him deep inside her rectum, quite the intriguing concept, I must read more into this. Perhaps I shall have a spot of tea as I read onward." Yeah, from this point on I've got nothing more to add unless you want me to tell you how much ass this sucks, but I'm dammed sure there's a comic where somebody literally sucks ass or gets sucked BY ass. @_@

Art review

Dear sweet Christ... this is bad, I mean really really bad! Warped anatomy, hastily scribbled everything, and crude subject matter! The artist can't even get the parts to fap to right! Here's a nice little image I made to explain this shit for ya.

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Need I say anything more?

OK, let's say for sake of example that somebody says...

Hold on! So what if the anatomy is screwy! She can at least show that those things are people, it's all her style!


Unfortunately that's a very flawed argument as a lot of "Anime artists" use this excuse to justify that their art isn't exactly up to par with what we normally read in Manga. Style is nice and whatnot, but Mamabliss' style looks rushed and it looks like she's drawing melting Barbie dolls. If she would take her time and actually focus on making things look the way they should, I'd pass over this thinking it was just another porn artist selling their wares. Until Bliss actually puts some effort into her work and reinforces basic drawing techniques, I consider her work to be abysmal.

Author biography

I looked around for any sort of dirt on Mamabliss, browsed Encyclopedia Dramatica, browsed the forums on her website, and the only thing I got was from Wikifur. No name, no drama, not even a sassy comment towards a critic (but here's hoping she does react ;3).

MamaBliss is a furry fetish-erotica artist living in Vermont who has been around on the net for quite some time. Presumed to be American, she maintains a couple of websites with her own art (some paysites, some not). Her persona is of a catgirl.

MamaBliss creates mostly comics and stories (though single illustrations are not unknown); their themes can range from transformation and unbirthing to vore and mutilation. She also created a Flash animation which was once popular on fChan, named furrycam.swf, which was intended to emulate a webcam for one of her sites, and thus be regularly updated with new still frames and user chatter. The furrycam project was dropped after a while, possibly due to a shift in MamaBliss' attention, and thus has no "finished" ending.


Basically, Mamabliss is a furry who peddles porn, and has the attention span of a toddler as that "Furrycam" thing seems to have been a big deal, at least for furries.

Conclusion

I didn't think I'd find another comic just as bad as Morning Squirtz, but the internet proved me wrong.

Links

  • Oglaf Alternative pornographic comic to this one. Actually has good art and good writing (as odd as that sounds for a porn comic)!
  • Furaffinity It's the same thing as the comic here, only there's at least a few good artists spread out here and there that don't assault your eyes with porn.