Darren's Adventure or Welcome To Springfield
|Original review author:||kyrtuck|
|Webcomic name:||Darren's Adventure or Welcome to Springfield|
|Author:||Drawn by Arabatos Josemalvado, Writing by Ventzx1 and Jiuve89.|
|Start Date:||September 1st, 2015|
|Genre:||The Simpsons Porn|
|Defining Flaw:||The Genre says it all really. But we get the added bonus of incest and mind control. And then there's the unrealistic anatomy.|
The Simpsons, that long running animated sitcom that for its first ten years (give or take) was the yellow of comedic gold, became the yellow stream of piss in subsequent years. And now you can see it become the bright cream of cum with this fan made porn comic.
This was brought to our attention by a member of the BWW forums.
Bad from page one, it got extra bad at page 11 when it introduced mind control and incest.
Some random dude named Darren lives with the Simpsons and fucks lots of women. The end.
Oh what's that, you wish to be tormented by further details? Ho ho, very well.
It starts when Homer picks up some random stray named Darren and lets him stay at his house just because. And then Marge fucks Darren in the shower just because she sees his huge horse cock. The next day Maude Flanders (who is alive, thankfully sparring us from Necro) walks in on Marge and Darren fucking, and lets herself get fucked by them...just because. Then Darren gets a job at Moe's which leads to Marge blindfolded and sucking Moe's cock thinking its Darren's. Next day Marge's sisters Patty and Selma drop by and fuck Darren, even though Patty is supposed to be a lesbian. And Marge masturbates to the sounds of that action.
Next it starts getting extra disturbing with Bart and Lisa (both aged up to adults) start fucking because Bart is mind controlling his sister with an earpiece device she invented. And then Bart lets Darren join in on the fucking and gives him the device...just because. Next day Darren loses the device at the Kwiki Mart and it's picked up by Milhouse, but Darren gets to fuck Apu's wife anyway. Darren then beats up Milhouse gets the device back, but still gets to fuck Milhouse's mom and Bart joins in. They leave and then Milhouse tries to put his dick into his mom's mouth, but she bites it because Milhouse is does not have the benefit of a mind control device. Ha-ha!
Next Darren fucks Titania, a woman bartender from the episode "Pygmoelian", and it gets Darren and Moe to win a new Bartending Contest. Next Darren and Bart fuck the school teachers Ms. Krabapple and Ms. Hoover. Then Darren and Bart mind control Apu's wife and Milhouse's mom into fucking Rodd and Todd as a way to make Maude fuck Darren and Bart. Next a porn actress named Jenny moves into the neighborhood, I think she was created for this webcomic? And Darren manages to fuck her without mind control. Then Darren and Jenny fuck a woman named Wendolin, who I think was also created for this webcomic. And then Maggie (also aged up into an adult). comes home from college and is aroused by the sight of Bart and Lisa incest. And of course Darren fucks Maggie. Yes, this webcomic gets right into Rugrats territory!
And that's all in just the first 100 pages. It trudges further beyond, but I think I gave you the gist well enough.
So this may go without saying, but the plot is just paper thin setups for Simpsons women getting fucked. The plot and setting of the Simpsons is warped and twisted to suit the porn narrative. Not unlike how the characters and settings were warped and twisted to suit Family Guy's style of humor in the Simpsons and Family Guy crossover. All the female characters have been turned into slutty bitches who want massive cock, and will occasionally smooch the other slutty bitches just because. Aside from Bart and Moe, all the other male characters are useless and absent. This is especially hard on Homer, who becomes a witless cuckold. Darren is a shallow husk of a character whose main characteristic is that he likes to fuck, and I bet his soul isn't even worth five dollars. Naturally this is so the readers can better imagine themselves in Darren's place and fucking the Simpsons women. In which case you could just as well make this webcomic in first person point of view, leaving out Darren.
There's also highly confusing bits, like Bart and Lisa still attending elementary school and living with their parents despite clearly being aged up to adults. Why can't they live in their own places and have jobs?
The Simpsons setting is not well utilized at all. They missed the opportunity for using lots of classic Simpsons quotes as kinky talk. Like you could have some horny woman saying "Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me" as Krusty ravishes her all night long. Or a horny woman could say "I'll enjoy devouring you Bart Simpson, I think I'll start, as you so often suggested, by eating your shorts" as a prelude for oral sex. Or Apu's wife could say "Thank You, Cum Again" after being fucked. Granted, maybe there's already a lot of porn artists doing that elsewhere.
And there's occasional chunks of dialogue with odd sounding grammar, probably due to the writer being Spanish, as seen with his spelling laughter with J's instead of H's.
And that's another thing, even as porn for the sake of porn, this webcomic is rather dull from its lack of foreplay. There's little to no kinky talk or groping or undressing that climaxes in hardcore fucking. Its often just fully dressed characters in one panel, then penises and vaginas in the next panel. Even if you have a taste for yellow flesh, you'll quickly get tired of it if you binge this thing. The same way you'll get exhausted of lemon cake if you're eating a slice for every meal of every day.
The anatomy is this webcomic's biggest problem. In the first 10 pages the body sizes are decent, and its pretty closeish to the Simpson's canon anatomy, but the horny orgasms faces of Marge and Maude are more disturbing than anything. Then from page 11 and onwards we start getting the J Cup Boobies and Asses, and the penises are a bit larger than before. Then the boobies get even bigger so that they're larger than the women's heads and you wonder how they even stand up. Women's nipples are often visible even when clothed. The child character's faces remain young looking, but their bodies are muscular sexy adult bodies so the effect is like something out of Treehouse of Horror. The character's skin tone is also a noticeably lighter brighter shade of yellow than what is used in the show, and the women come to have weird shiny skin as if they're covered in body wax all the time.
To the artist's credit, he is at least good at comic paneling.
The author Arabatos likes drawing cartoon porn, and that's about it. Could not find anything at all on the writer Jiuve89. Ventzx1 is a porn commissioner on DeviantArt, Newgrounds and Twitter and he appears to be the main driving force behind this webcomic.
You'd have to be incredibly horny for yellow Simpsons porn to ever consider looking at this thing. Otherwise, you'll just be some combination of disturbed, enraged, or nauseated. The Dead Bart creepypasta was more respectful to The Simpsons than this smut.