Belch Dimension Comics

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Original review author:RetardBus Retardbus
Webcomic name: Belch Dimension Comics
Author: Jonathan M."The Iconoclast" Sweet, AKA HaggisMcCrablice, AKA Dr. Belch
Start Date: 2005
End Date: Ongoing, unfortunately
Genre: Political, Super Hero, Slice of Life
Defining Flaw: Hideous artwork and overall being confusing, childish, and unengaging.




Rating Summary


Art: Wiki.png

Only marginally better than what Christian Weston Chandler can draw.

Storyline: Wiki.png

The storyline is extremely dull and predictable, yet at the same time, difficult to follow.

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All we have are an obnoxious author self insert who is always right and a bunch of cheesy Saturday morning cartoon caricatures, as well as cartoonishly evil villains who's only motives are that they hate the protagonist and his friends for no reason.

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Each strip is split up into issues, which is a ridiculous concept for a webcomic. This problem is only exacerbated by the fact that the website is a complete clusterfuck.

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Human feces would be offended if I called this comic a piece of shit.



Background

I discovered this comic after its author necro bumped a thread about himself on the CWCki forums and caused a hilarious public spectacle which lasted for nearly 30 pages. He would gloat about his comic and always claimed that "true conservatives" loved it. Just from the constant links to his website and the comic covers that he would shoehorn into his posts, I could tell it was going to be bad, but it did not prepare me for what I was about to encounter before I wrote this review.

Downfall

This comic was an abomination from the beginning.

Story and Plot

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Art review

Critique the artist's ability to convey their message and style artistically. Does the artist have a style? Is it worth two shits? Can the guy make his characters look unique from one another? If he can't, fuck his comic up. Rip it the fuck apart. Treat it like you would treat a man that's just shit himself.

Writing review

Make a clear, concise review of writing here. Detail all the important things about the artist's writing abilities, or the writer's as the case may be. Do the characters act realistic? Does each have a distinct personality? Think about it this way: Even bad movies have decent characters. Even in the dungheap anime "Inuyasha", Kagome acts like a fourteen-year old girl, Inuyasha acts like a man-child, Miroku is a serious if horny monk, etcetera. They act like real people. So, does your webcomic artist have realistic characters? Do they act differently from one another?

Also talk about storyline. Is it cliched to all unholy fuck? Have you read anything like it, or seen anything like it in the movies? Is it ripped directly from Harry Potter? Does it make any sense? Finally, does the writer leave any loose threads in his story? Rip these comics apart if they commit any of these sins. Ripoff artists are not artists, they are literary slime.

Author biography

Nothing fancy, just a quick bio. Make fun of them if you want to. List every juicy detail you can find on their being an obnoxious prick if you feel like it, or just roughly tell us what they're like.


Conclusion

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