The Secret Report

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Rating Summary

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Background
I already reviewed another horribly drawn webcomic, namely Wormcurse. The art also sucks, but the writing is also bad as well.

Downfall
This thing always sucked,

Story and Plot
Two young males buy a tiny house on a huge lot for $80.000 (Which currency?) Unsurprisingly, it is very messy inside, and they clean it up. They actually do a wonderful job of it, all in one day! Can I hire them to do mine? Then Will, the taller long-haired man does work on his computer, while the other goes to bed, but cannot sleep peacefully. uh-oh, Will had the same experience, and it turns out the city sold them the property because all the previous owners left after hearing the same noises that bothered our heroes.

Let's take a pause. So far we learned Will's name, but the other man is still unnamed. We don't know their ages, their backgrounds, their relationship to one another, how they got such a sum of money to buy the property, why they just bought it (evidently sight unseen), or what their plans are now that they got the property. Not a good beginning. But let us continue:

The two play frisbee (I assume), and then Jake (the orange-haired man) has an accident. Jake is okay, but they have to look for their "flywheel" (is this Australia?) in the forested part of their property. Doing so, they make another find. Namely a locked door leading into a tunnel. Jake goes inside and enters a room with a red dragon inside, and Will goes in after him. Will does not freak out like Jake did, and the red dragon assures them that he will not harm them. In fact, the dragon leads our heroes into an elevator. Unfortunately Jake elects to sabotage it, bringing trouble to everybody. Fortunately the trouble is not so serious after all, to the relief of the dragon, whose name is Irioth.