User:Webkilla

Some faggot from Denmark who has a massive hate-boner for self-rightous webcomic artists who shit up what could otherwise be good comics, with their personal politics. Since Juli 2021, he's the admin of the forum.

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Comics this absolute brony furry LARPer moron needs to review:

Questor (done) Quantum Vibe (done) Leftover Soup (done) Trumped (Resisted) (Done) BIBP (done) Weregeek(done) Validation (done) Rooster Tails (done) Wildflowers (done) Lunchbox the webcomic - forum link (done) Of Conquest and Consequences (done) Tina's Story (done) Forward (done) Shades of A done Weapon of the People: DECODED - done, but continually updated for the lulz Acception done rival angels re-done Ennui Go done Endtown done what's normal anyway WIP Lovin' Sis who's next?

then check if all reviews labeled with these categories actually fit: http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Category:Enraging http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Category:Mindfuck

Then take a break from all those trans comics and do stuff from this list: list of unfinished reviews on the wiki

potential review candidates:

trans bullshit

https://www.transgirlnextdoor.com/ https://bmcomic.tumblr.com/page/43 (tumblr cancer) https://www.theprincesscomic.com/comics/1/ http://www.boyinpinkearmuffs.com/ not trans, gay boy comic

absolute hell layout http://www.leighdragoon.com/issue1/

http://www.roostertailscomic.com/awesome-people/ check for more potential candidates http://www.roostertailscomic.com/comic/ladies/ has another list of trans and whatnot lady webcomics

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Rating Summary

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Background
Originally suggested back in 2018, then forgotten, then dug back up by a brave forumite - this horror was instantly put on the chopping block.

Story & Plot
It is at times easy when writing a review in this community to imagine oneself in the mind of a given cartoonist. Is that the cartoonist is just madly desperate for validation for some very questionable life choices, is it that the cartoonist really liked D&D and now really likes neo-pronouns and social justice?, or perhaps the cartoonist is a sex-starved lunatic who thinks he's figured out that secret to utopia is being a depressive dick-girl on mars, or what about just making a webcomic so you can fanwank over your own home-made civilization with a custom language and everything?. Some comics are easy to understand, and through that easy to explain why they are bad.

This one... this one is not. Not that there is much to understand, because the plot of this comic can be summed up as "everyone is fucking everyone" - the problem is that this summary clashes rather violently with the art style which mainly reminds this cartoonist of things like old comics like Beetle Bailey. There's be a lot more of that in the art section, but the point is that for what is ostensibly a porn comic whith a shoe-string plot of "everyone is an underage nymho" then it just... it doesn't show the porn. It just doesn't have the art style befit for a porn comic.

I'm not even going to bother linking to any of the pages of the comic - mainly because it seems that the cartoonist is having some rather understandable problems finding steady hosting. I mean, what honest webhost would want to host a comic about children fucking the shit out of each other? And we are talking some very underage and very horny little rascals here. Full frontal, everything showing. Gee, I wonder why this shit has a habbit of getting taken down.

Writing
The writing is not unlike Darren's adventure where a self-insert OC plops into Springfield and fucks every female Simpsons character. Its porn writing. It makes absolutely no sense, other than to fascilitate that characters get together, get their clothes off, and rub uglies. It doesn't matter if its sister on sister, teacher on student, mother on child. It should be noted that there doesn't appear to be any adult men involved in any of it - its children, mainly girls, some adult women (the mother, the school teacher) and a young male boy. Well, in "season 2" a male teacher is introduced, who of course fucks all the girls in his class, so that's that.

Then again, for a porn comic, you really can't expect much... except as noted earlier: it doesn't have the art style for a porn comic.

Art
For some strange reason, showing even cartoon child pornography is somewhat frowned upon here on the wiki.

About 95% of the pages feature some kind of nudity, sexual activity, a combination of the two, or some other kind of adult content - character development can be tracked visually by how deep the girls can be fisted here.

But ok, lets see how bad this is:



Now, this art actually looks nice - if it was for a slice of life type drama comic. The problem is that its a porn comic. These cartoony wide-eyed characters are well drawn, but the style does not in any way what so ever lend itself to pornography. Not really sure what the fuck the cartoonist was thinking. The style doesn't even change that much over time



Seriously - look at these two comic pages: Look at how stiff the poses are. Look at how angular the arms are. Its the exact same vector graphic models used when they're nude. If you flood-filled them grey you could make a good case that it was skeleton porn, because they look so wooden and stiff. For a porn comic, aren't you supposed to have at least some organic flow to the curves and shapes on display? The sad thing is that making vector art like that requires some level of competence - but holy shit, cranking out several hundred pages of crap like this... talk about waste of talent. With this kind of art style you'd expect the comic to be about a teenage witch, or a 12 year old suddenly getting magical fairy powers - this is just not a style conducive to good porn.

Artist
No clue who this lunatic is - but I think there's a woodchipper with his/her/it's name on it somewhere.

Cumclussion
As mentioned earlier, then the writing and plot are bog standard for porn comics. Sure, the theme of underage incest is supremely cringe, but its cartoon porn... the problem is that the art does not in any way support it. There are tons of shitty porn comics reviewed on this wiki, like closetcoon or freaky shit like US Angel Corps, even ones that occationally had some actual story between the porn like Peter if the wolf, but this comic... it just fails spectacularly as a porn comic, because the art is barely a few steps up from colored stick figures - and if there's one thing that all of the porn comics given as examples here have in common, then it is that they were at least drawn by someone who knew how to draw half descent porn.

It is strange. This reviewer has seen a lot of twisted shit - but a porn comic that simply straight up fails to contain good porn? That's a new one. And make no mistake, there are plenty of comics that just feature shitty art as a means to cram in as much cheesecake as possible - but this is on par with Nikki Sprite for strangely wooden porn.

Links

 * The Artist's Baraag account - this might end up getting deleted, just like every other place the cartoonist has hosted the comic
 * ''The baraag thread with the whole comic

These three links might have a bit more longevity for hosting the comic
 * ''A porn-hosting site with season 1 of the comic
 * ''A porn-hosting site with season 2 of the comic
 * ''A porn-hosting site with season 3 of the comic